Looking for a new treat to spread on your morning toast? Want a wicked spoonful to stir into your cup of coffee? What if I told you there was a way to make maple syrup so thick that it wouldn't run off your waffles and pancakes? Well friends, the wait is over. With little more than some basic chemistry knowledge you'll be able to work magic in the kitchen with a bottle of maple syrup. Get ready, because this is your new addiction.
Honoring your guests needn't be lengthy nor stressful. Break down the toast into both mathematical and sentimental components and hit a home run every time.
When it comes to delivering a toast, above all else do not let cloudy sentiment run away with the speech. A toast is a salute to your beloved, to the honored guests, not a state of the union. Memory records fondly those that are brief. The longwinded among us will be forever poetically lost.